The Mayflower Southampton

Julian Clary
Position Vacant: Apply Within

Sun 30 September 2012

Sun 7.30pm

Following the recent success of Lord of the Mince, which played a 140 date tour of the UK, Australia and New Zealand and was then recorded for DVD, Julian Clary - "king of the double entendre", "one of the last taboo-busters" and self-proclaimed national trinket - is going back on the road. This time he’s looking for love and he’s not leaving town empty-handed.

"Hello, punters", he says. "Know any half decent men? Might you bring them along so I can meet them?"

Julian will be scouring the UK in search of love. Position Vacant: Enquire Within is dedicated to one thing. Finding himself a husband. It’s not that he’s desperate. But he’s promised to leave no straight unturned.

"Because I’m still considered to be quite a catch and because the UK is noted for its heterosexuals on the cusp, there’s bound to be stiff competition", says Julian. "Therefore I'll be hosting ruthless elimination games. You can be sure of one thing. By the end of the evening, we’ll all be celebrating my new partnership."

A glass of Blue Nun may be available to those who make an effort or anyone named Jason. But please bring your own confetti.