

DIAL 1 for UK
24 October 2025
Event details
Every night in New Delhi, Uday Kumar (UK) answers panicked calls to the Goldmine Crypto GB Helpline fantasising about being British himself, filling his YouTube channel with visions of a sophisticated new life of affluence, fish and chips and tea with the royals. Then a chance conversation one tea break reveals how he might make it all a reality. And At dawn a mere week later, he leaves the call centre for ever and boards his first ever flight, to take his place amongst the English.
What happens next is the subject of Mohit Mathur’s hilarious and poignant one- man- play of high hopes humbled in Hounslow and an Influencer stripped of influence amidst the brutal reality of the UK care sector, asking how and why, each year, hundreds of young men like UK vanish without trace.
A rare chance to rethink much you’ve assumed about those who hope to live amongst us in a first piece from an exciting new playwright and west end performer, in collaboration with one the UKs most experienced theatre makers.
By Mohit Mathur
Directed by Phil Willmott
Running Time
55 minutes
Warnings
This production includes references to migrant workers, racism and will include some brief flashing lights
Further information
Discounts
Groups 10+ £2.00 off*
Access Membership £5.00 off
Schools/Young People’s Group 10+ £5.00 off plus one free supervisor with every 10 tickets purchased**
Student Special £5.00 off
*Not available online please contact our box office on 02380 711 811 to book
**Not available online please contact schools@mayflower.org.uk to book
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